Fight Club Recap: 03/06
Fight Club went another minor round Thursday at Fiddlers Elbow. Here's a synopsis of the discussion.
Haircuts: During dinner I commented that there are a number of popular hair styles at the table that included:
- The Flowbee: One length all over... aka Jordy.
- The Hedgehog: Spiky all over. This seems to be extremely popular with Connect Magazines Geoff Osmond. I've also seen it sported by others including Brock Blake from fundinguniverse.com.
- The Sissy Mohawk: Kind of a ridge running the entire crest of the head. Ryan Money of HireVue had one on this time. He said his dad asked him if he runs a nail down his head every morning (Whatever that means.). Ryan has also been know to pull off...
- The Ducks Ass: This is the name of that little 'flip' haircut that you see all the Neumont and SUVC youngsters with.
- 'Warnock Porn Hair': This was one that I'd never heard of but Money labeled me as having. My own name for my hair style is 'disheveled elegance'.
There was some other business to attend to of course.
Billy Barty who defeated Ryan CoombsWe've discovered that Ryan Coombs opponent (synopsis of his fight) has stepped forward and been unmasked as Billy Barty, who leveled Ryan at 13 seconds in the first round. It was put to a vote and Billy, who died in 2002 was posthumously awarded the title of "Honorary Fight Club Member". (Ryan can record something appropriate and put it on Billys headstone with his own product, Audio Archive.)
Shawn Nelson put in an appearance and invited all and sundry over to his diggs to watch The Office. We (sans Geoff Osmond who left after one taste of Money's Chili) toted ourselves over to Shawns and spread out on the lovesacs for some Office and a longer screening of Ali G highlights.
Money, who seems to have taken the role of nare-do-well, talked Shawn into lighting some fireworks in the driveway. I don't know what to think of that. There must have been at least 50 bottle rockets in that pack that went off at 4 second intervals... (They were not silent.) Afraid of the 'fuzz', Ryan hopped in his car and tried to run over the whole setup to extinguish the blaze. He failed. What he did succeed in doing was break the entire pack apart so that they just fired off and exploded in any direction. (I myself took refuge behind a tree by still took three very near misses.) Shawn was reduced to trying to dance out of the way and keep the rest of the stash from going off as missiles fired into his garage, neighbors yards, Money's undercarriage, and such. I was struck by the similarity to Fellujah. Ryan, of course, immediately drove off, leaving Shawn to deal with half-naked neighbors who were rushing to the scene.
All in all, a very successful night.
Jeff Barson
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